HNNNNGH. I CANNOT EVEN. STALK, WOMAN, STALK LIKE THE WIIINNNND!

I am, um, kind of! It's Paralegal Appreciation Week next week so I'm constantly fielding phone calls and email RSVPs and trying to get a caterer to fucking CALL ME BACK ALREADY and stalking down people who refuse to RSVP to things so I can get a final count. But email me, yes! I might even answer! *iz so glad it's friday*