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So during the LJ Blackout of DOOM, I spent my time watching YouTube videos of Panic! and TAI, because my computer crashed and lost all my loaded fic tabs, WOE. :( This is the piled up commentary that I typed into my Xjournal program over the course of last night, and now I share it with you lucky folks *g*

OH. OH. LIGHTBULB.

PETE WENTZ AND PATRICK STUMP = SIRIUS BLACK AND REMUS LUPIN

Y/Y/Y????

Because, see, Pete and Sirius are both dark and mercurial and mischievous and unpredictable and attention whores and slightly frightening yet also ridiculous. And Patrick and Remus are both a bit withdrawn, very intelligent, sweet, kind, reasonable, and can't figure out for the life of them why they are ~~in love with~~ ~~friends~~ in love with their respective ridiculous counterparts.

SEE HOW IT IS PERFECT?

As a karmic sign that my idea is the best thing ever, and also the God's Honest Truth, about 20 seconds after I had my EPIPHANY, Pete said in the interview I was watching "Maybe Harry Potter's real." SEE?

ftw. \o/

Now I either want fic where Pete and Patrick (and Joe Troh and Andy, of course, who are actually a wee bit parallel to James and Peter, though not so much the latter) are at Hogwarts stirring up trouble, OR fic where the Marauders are a pop punk band complete with emo hair and eyeliner. SERIOUSLY. Nngh.

ALSO, Brendon Urie's mannerisms and smile are strikingly similar to Dave's (aka Cute Coworker) and it's really kind of throwing me o.O I love it, but so weird! He does this bashful laugh down at his lap, and the full grin is so beautiful and happy. Aww. (Whenever I crush on a guy, I completely fixate on his smile. It's definitely a Thing.)

Asflksdfjs on their UK tour in 06, Panic! shared a tour bus with TAI! *whimpers* William/Ryan/Brendon, YESPLZ.

ALSO ALSO, after LJ came back up, I read the Best Bandslash Fic Ever (and it's only the second one I've read! it's all downhill from here... *g*) which read exactly like Shoebox in style and humor and had me clutching my sides with laughter through the whole thing. Basically William Beckett is a big old slut who will not have Ryan Ross taking his boytoy targets, no sirree! This is WAR! And I die, the end.

Just one quote, because I could seriously quote the whole thing:

"I didn't really mean it," William said. "I was drinking at the time."

"We've talked about this before. For 'I was drinking at the time,' to be an excuse, there really has to be a time when you're not drinking. Otherwise it's like saying you did it because it was Tuesday."

Ahahaha. AWESOME. I Will Destroy Ryan Ross and All That He Loves: A Cautionary Tale by

jae_w. READ IT :D

In conclusion, William Beckett have my babies. Because you are far more feminine than I.

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OMGYES. Pete Wentz = Padfoot! I've actually been thinking about this for a while now. Pete & Patrick are totally Sirius and Remus! Fall Out Boy are Marauders. They solemnly swear they are up to no good.

It's also a really fun game to imagine what house various bandom people would be in. For instance, Gabe Saporta? Obviously Slytherin. Spencer Smith also. Brendon Urie is clearly a Hufflepuff. Ryan Ross is a Ravenclaw and Jon Walker is Gryffindor. I think William Beckett goes into Slytherin as well, and Travis McCoy to Ravenclaw. Um, you get my point. Heh.

Also, I Will Destroy Ryan Ross... is pretty much one of my favorite stories ever. It's so hilarious, and oh god, William.

Heee! Up to no good at all! ♥

*giggles* I don't know these guys well enough to make those kinds of assertions yet, but your list makes me giggle! Awww, Brendon. *pats his cute little head* The Ryan Ross in that fic makes me think he'd be a Slytherin, but clearly he's not *actually* that evil, LOL. Oh oh I still giggle just thinking about the story. Heeee.

FOB

PETE WENTZ AND PATRICK STUMP = SIRIUS BLACK AND REMUS LUPIN

I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING, I HAD THIS EXACT SAME EPIPHANY THE OTHER DAY.

SERIOUSLY. Because it is true.

And then my mind pretty much went where yours did.

Also, Patrick as a werewolf = AWESOME DSKLJF;ALKFD.

Ha, I think I have different pictures of Pete and Patrick than you do. But I would STILL pay to see a HP Au that put them in those roles.

Patrick has a temper likewhoa, and he has said a lot of times that he's a much bigger bastard than Pete. And Pete can get all depressive and withdrawn.

But, you know, what do we really know about them anyway?

Haha, my favorite part of that story is where they talk about how 'that's the gayest thing ever said on this bus, and we've set that bar high."

Ooh, I see. You probably know much more about Pete and Patrick than I do, I just started paying attention to them! I still think Pete and Sirius works though, because Sirius can get very melancholy and broody at times, the poor duck. But Patrick is just inevitably far cooler and more... hm, prickly? than Remus, I think you're right there.

But still. FOB at Hogwarts ftw!

Ahahaha, I DIED of laughter at that line. Oh man. And Pete all annoyed at William asking him no to fuck Ryan! I was crying with laughter :D

Ha, yeah. I'm just feeling my way into it, too. Fanon makes Patrick so gentle and he directly contradicts that in a few interviews, so it always kind of delights me when I find fic where Patrick is mean and bitchy and human, but also like, nice and musical-genius-y.

Pete could totally be Sirius, except he's so small and skinny and wimpy. I'm pretty sure I could kick Pete's ass. But he does punch people. He's got the bad-ass spirit of Sirus! Aww.