I wouldn't front the scene if you paid me

[exsequar]

Eeeee, this MCR interview is PRECIOUS. A couple snippets of it were on the LOTMS DVD, but not very interesting parts. The interviewer has just posted the whole thing and I LOVE it. Some of the best bits:

MIKEY: Bob would be played by Lou Ferrigno.

GERARD: Bob knows a lot of celebrities. He’s just knowledgeable, you know a lot of celebrities. You spit out names I don’t even know. Come on man, cast the movie, it’s your job.

BOB: Gerard…Brad Pitt. Obviously.


GERARD: Obviously.

BOB: Mikey. What was the dude we saw the other day? Caddie Shack 2 guy?

GERARD: Oh! Jackie Mason. I think Christina Ricci would play me, Brad Pitt would play Mikey.

BOB: Ray would be…that’s a rough question.

GERARD: How about Ashley Simpson.

BOB: No, Ashley Simpson would be Frank.

GERARD: Okay, Ashley Simpson will be Frank.

BOB: Definitely. Ray would be that American Idol dude.

After some discussion over which American Idol dude he was talking about…

MIKEY: OH! Clay Aiken!

GERARD: Okay that works. We’ve gotten it all.

YOU GUYS, PETE KNOCKED FRANK UP. AHAHAHAH. Also, hilariously, Christina Ricci is the most accurate choice of that whole group! Geraaaaaard. And he thinks Mikey would be Brad Pitt! Ugh, WAYS. <333333

With so much talk of death in their lyrics I wondered what is happening right now that they would like to be dead, or something that is dead that they’d like to bring back. So I wondered and wondered, and then I asked them. Their response?

GERARD: Hair crimping needs to go. You know what I’m saying?

BOB: Hair straightening.

GERARD: Hair straightening?

MIKEY AND RAY: OH!

GERARD: No way dog! You’d ruin every band out there! Um, hair crimping has to go. I don’t see it very often but when I do it burns my ass.

BOB: Slippers.

GERARD: Yeah, slippers. We’re gonna bring back slippers from the dead.

MIKEY: I think Hula-Hoops need to come back. There’s less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA. No way dog! Gee is so street! Heeeee. What is Bob's obsession with slippers?? And oh, MIKEYWAY. Bringing about world peace one Hula Hoop at a time. <333333

Anyone who read the latest issue of Alternative Press that has read the latest interview with The Used knows about what Bert had said about his appearance on the album, and his story about himself and Gerard making out for a long period of time. I wondered about this, so I asked him.

GERARD: I don’t really comment on that. Um. Yeah.

Okay, okay. No comment. But at least is it a true story?

GERARD: Uhhh, yeah. Kind of. Me and Bob make out all the time so it’s not a big deal.

*flailyhands*

There's lots of other really great stuff, both serious and silly. They all talk about their favorite songs to play live (Mikey's is Helena because it's fun... oh MikeyWAY) and favorites off the album. Gerard says Vampires is the best song off the first record, which I found really interesting. And just, lots of things, go read! :D Thanks to chemicalromance for the link.

Comments

[crossouttheeyes.livejournal.com]

WHY NO ON STAGE MAKE OUT TIEMS WITH BOB, GERARD? WHY, YOU BIG TEASE?

[tiltingheartand]

You know, I feel very strongly that asking if it's true or not is, in fact, asking for a comment.

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

Well, yes. I concur. Not On, mister interviewer. But Gerard makes out with Bob a lot! Come on, that's funny :)

Thanks!

[iamgaryhampton.livejournal.com]

Thanks for linking to my page! It was a fun interview to do, I wish they put more of it in the dvd.
Read the whole thing here: http://iamgaryhampton.wordpress.com/2008/07/03/my-chemical-romance-interview/

And please leave comments on my page, I'd love to hear what the true MCR fans think!

-gh

Re: Thanks!

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

Oh I didn't realize I messed up the link, it's fixed now! I did read the whole thing and left a comment, I'm Anne over on your page. Did you track your way back here from hits, or something? I didn't intend you to see me flailing incoherently! Haha. Sorry about that.

Thanks again for a fabulous interview, these guys are so funny and its great to get candid material from them. I personally would like to see The Used interview of the others that you mentioned!

Re: Thanks!

[iamgaryhampton.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the comment on my page, it made me smile :)
Yeah, I get stats on my page showing me how people find my site.
If you wouldn't mind commenting on my latest entry about which interview to put up next I would be very thankful. I'd like to keep a tally in the comments to see what people want.
Thanks again!

[thelemic.livejournal.com]

... *feels a sudden strong urge to go read Gerard/Bob*

and oh Mikeyway ♥ of course hula hoops will fix all the violence of the world. Of course.

[darksylvia.livejournal.com]

I feel like at this point I have to say this three times a day, but HOW DO THEY EXIST?

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

AHHAHAHAHAH GSF IS REAL!!! *adjusts tinhat*

Anyway. THEIR FACES ANNE! How are they even real?

[alznthlay.livejournal.com]

i have a love hate relationship with them.... but these interviews make me want to put them in my pocket

:D