There's a reason it's not called "Every 5 Minutes Kos"

[exsequar]

From here.



BRB DYING OF LOLS. Number 1 is pretty much EXACTLY ME TO A TEE. Refresh Huffington... damn no new headlines. Refresh 538... dammit Nate where are my polls!!! Refresh DailyKos... just another senator update. Refresh Huffington... DAMMIT WHERE ARE MY HEADLINES.

*jitters* I can haz Obama nao?

Comments

[quietdiscerning.livejournal.com]

HEE. you are so fucking adorable OMG! and these were hysterical. so people really run around shooting mccain palin signs? and if so, OMG SIGN ME UP!

but i can't laugh much since i screeched at my mother during lunch and told her she could NOT go on vacation next week cuz she and my sister would miss election day and MY SISTER HAS TO VOTE DAMMIT! (she turned 18 this year)

[fairestcat]

WOW is that my life right now. That's rather disturbingly accurate, actually.

*giggles helplessly*

[vylit.livejournal.com]

#7 keeps me awake at night. I'm starting to think that I shouldn't watch the news before bed.

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

You should go to fivethirtyeight.com and read all their Bradley Effect tagged posts! Their approach has gone a long way towards pretty much erasing that concern from my mind. Deep breaths :)

[tiltingheartand]

I really hope my ballot is there when I check my mailbox tomorrow. :|

[stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

Number 1 describes me as well. And dude, I luv ur icon.

[maleyka.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, oh God, so true. /o\ ONE WEEK WTF.

(... is it bad that I'm already planning on skipping my earlier classes next Wednesday so I can stay up all night and follow election coverage on CNN?)

[pencil-tricks.livejournal.com]

LOL to #8. Originally, of course, I thought they were referring to a Monica Lewinsky sort of situation here when I read the bolded portion, and I was like, "Well...if I make it to the rally, THAT MIGHT BE A POSSIBILITY," because I'm a freak. XD

Now I kind of want to go barhopping and start talking politics. Seems like it'd be a good aphrodisiac. :P

And yes. I happen to know for a fact that #1 was written specifically for you.

[darkhecatemoon.livejournal.com]

Holy shit, that's hilarious. I really need this, though! I keep wishing the election was tomorrow. The wait is killing me slowly.