That would explain everything

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Nine seconds that you didn't even know you needed in your life.

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[tenaciousmetoo.livejournal.com]

You know he ended up paying the hotel a pretty penny for that, yeah? Still funny though.

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

I think that makes it MORE awesome. I have a vague distaste for Kiefer, largely because his show is wacked out conservative propaganda, so I say he got what he had coming. You're so drunk you jump onto a Christmas tree? You're gonna pay for it! Haha.

[tenaciousmetoo.livejournal.com]

Well, the coolest part about it (and who knows what's actually true), is that he supposedly went to the hotel on his own, apologized and pulled out the checkbook. It was a sort of "mea culpa, but I couldn't help myself...how much do I owe you for the annoyance factor?" Pre-jail, natch.

[jamesinclair.livejournal.com]

Eh, if you say 24 follows conservative propaganda....youve clearly never watched 24.