exsequar: ([WorldCup] Schweini bright side)
[personal profile] exsequar
BAYERN WON YESTERDAAAAAY! On a literally last gasp (91st minute!) goal by Daniel van Buyten, of all people, but my boys fought and fought and deserved to come away with the win. Thank god, because we REALLY needed those damn points. It still wasn't very good for my heart - Lahm is playing atrociously, and I NEVER thought I would say that (and okay, he's playing fine, but for his normal standards? ATROCIOUS). And most horrible of all, Ribéry was supported off the field crying and yelling in agony - he'll be out for at least 4 weeks, possibly longer. :((( We... uh, kind of need him, especially without Robben. So THAT sucks. But we came away with the points and I'm clinging to that.

So in celebration, I bring picspam!

The ever lovely [livejournal.com profile] munkykiss messaged me on Twitter and was all, godammit, FINE, show me Germans! And I was all :D! :D! OKAY I WILL SHOW YOU MANY MANY ADORABLE WONDROUS GERMANS AND YOU WILL LOOOOVE THEM! :D! :D! I think I frightened her a little. But I promised to deliver, and even though this is much later than I planned, I COME BEARING GERMANS! In GIF form, specifically. Please see this huge post for a picspam of WC2010 - so much epic. <333 But for now, I was specifically asked for gifs, so here they are! Warning: THIS HAS A LOT OF GIFS. Do not enter unless you have GOOD internet and your computer won't die. Consider yourselves warned!



THIS IS ARNE FRIEDRICH. He is darling and beautiful and smiley and has Herbal Essences hair.


I call him THE HUG MONSTER. <33


Happiest hug of all time ever omg. Arne and Per Mertesacker, our anchors in defense. LOVE.


BASTIAN SCHWEINSTEIGER IS MAD. But also wet. And gorgeous. :D


Lol oh honey. (But also unf.)


Loldancing. <333 And I figure this is a good time to whip out one of the best videos of Die Nationalmannschaft - the making of Die Spieler! Die Spieler is a photography book comprised of 200 enormous glossy photos of our boys in beautiful Strenesse suits and includes pillow fights, cake throwing, tug of war, and pool frolicking. Um. IT'S PRETTY MUCH PERFECTION. (Best $50 I ever spent, cough.) And you can see it all in this here video!




Basti in just the armband (well, also shorts, damn ;)) makes my brain shortcircuit. Unfortunately there's only one surviving photo of this glorious occasion. :((((


This file is named "basti over Crispy" and it makes me lol EVERY TIME.


Basti with his GORGEOUS model girlfriend, Sarah, aka Queen Sarah because she is made of class and sweetness. I want them to get married and make little blonde babies. <3333


MUPPETS.


VOGUE!


I have no idea what they're loling about but it's supah cute.


Basti driving an Audi! I just enjoy him in civvies. <3


Basti has a MAJOR penchant for removing his shirt and giving it to other people, and I WHOLEHEARTEDLY ENDORSE THIS PRACTICE.


Ahahaha I just... ♥


Goal celebrating shirt removal!! :DDD This was after he scored his THIRD goal against Portugal in the third place match in WC2006. Technically one was an own goal, deflected off a free kick, but basically that game was a one man show. FUSSBALLGOTT <33


This is one of those aforementioned goals ripping apart Portugal. IT'S SO HOTASS. *____*


He just brightens my life.

Next up...

LU-LU-LUKAS PODOLSKI! Dancing like a dork! <333


His dorky little laugh is the moast cute.


POLISH BROS OF LOVE AND JOY! *___* One of Germany's other star strikers, Miroslav Klose, is Polish, like Poldi himself, and they are VERY fond of one another. Poldi even carries Miro away so no one can have him! *g*


Poldi also loves his presh little kapitän! THIS GIF IS MY MOST FAVORITE.


<33333


O hai!


Bein adorbs with small childrens!

When you combine the two, Basti and Poldi, you get - well, perfection.


Poldi missed a PK against Serbia (;___;) and Basti was IMMEDIATELY there to talk him out of completely shutting down, mentally. They're amazing. *__*


Unf FOREVER. Why are there not a million pictures of this?!?


Awesome on the field too!


Yes, that's exactly what I randomly do to my friends in airports. LOL


Poor interviewers. *g*


Chatting and flirting even while playing on opposing teams, aww.


This is right after Basti snuck into Poldi's hotel room and woke him up by jumping on him. On camera.


Like this.

Yes there's video.


Make sure you keep watching after because it turns into the most awesome, badass music video of Poldi and Basti in WC2006.


Basti's always there to brighten Poldi's day :D


Eeeee twirly delight <3

Now a special section for one of the hottest Germans - this is René Adler. He's a total BAMF goalie who got Germany through the WC2010 qualifiers but broke a rib right before the tournament and couldn't play. :(

He's really really hot, and here's some shirtless Mario Gomez for you Blanca!


Oh hai beautiful.


Mmmmm.


And of course he's a classy boy with his little tea cup. If you desire to know more of the Adler, just ask. :D


BOWLING FOR GERMANS! Best celebration ever!


Hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs. This is just after beating England this June. \o/


\o/ \o/


Oh Gomez! This is his response to Basti in formalwear, not even lying. Here, have another video... super adorbs, and includes Basti declaring 'Zis is fashion!'




Ahahaha. I love Südafrika for providing us with many ridic videos of our boys dancing because the South Africans would sing songs for them after practice! This is Basti with Holger Badstuber, one of our defenders.


Even our coaches, Jogi and Hansi, are suuuuper adorbs.


THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY.

And we'll finish out with my very favorite little German (well... second favorite, after that Bastian fellow up there). PHILIPP LAHM. Mini fussballer extraordinaire (he's 5'6"!) and one of the best fullbacks in the entire world. He's the only player to be nominated to both the WC2006 and 2010 All Star teams. :D He was also the captain of Germany at WC2010 in the absence of Michael Ballack, thus becoming the youngest captain of a German World Cup team ever! (He's 26)


One of the reasons he's my favorite is because he's an attacking defender, and it's gorgeous. Here he is scoring the FIRST GOAL of the 2006 World Cup in Germany, like a total boss. <333


His team LOVES him and LOVES hugging him. He's the perfect height!


An adorable celebration for another, even more important goal he scored - a last gasp winning goal over Turkey in the semifinal of the EURO 2008. HE'S SUCH A BAMF.


Lahm and Arne have a sweet thing goin on - they just love to hug. :D

They also like to give the most adorable interviews EVAH.

The adorable really starts at 1:10.

Transcript:
Arne: Hello, I’m welcoming Philipp Lahm in the team hotel one day after the game against turkey. Philipp, it was a great game. Congratulations for your goal and win.
Philipp: Thank you.
Arne: I’d like to know, what were your feelings after making that Goal?
Philipp: Just joy. It was just before the end and you know how it is. You’re just happy and all the joy comes out and you did see that through all our cheering.
Arne: Well I don’t know how it feels to shoot a goal for the national team therefore… It’s ok. The elation is huge in Germany and the fans are glad. We’re mutually overjoyed. The next game lies ahead of us. We’ll probably play against Spain or maybe Russia. It’s not certain yet. Which team would you prefer?
Philipp: Both are difficult. It’s the final. There are no easy opponents anymore. That’s why if we can give our best performance with 100% we’ll win. Whoever will come. But it won’t be easy. You could see that against the Turkey yesterday. You had to give it your best until the very end. Yesterday we came off as the winners and now I’m hoping that we’ll get the title on Sunday.
Arne: Recently I saw something on television. In fact that as a young lad (Note: “Bub” is a typical Bavarian phrase) you were very shy and that you had to play a tree in a school’s play. Is that correct?
Philipp: Those are rumours. I don’t want to comment on those.
Arne: I’ve got them from a reliable source. Your mother told me about it. You don’t want to say anything about it?
Philipp: No comment.
Arne: How is it going with table tennis?
Philipp: No comment.

Arne: Alright! Thank you for this great interview. Keep it up, yes?
Philipp: Likewise.


Seriously, these two are beyond adorable. ♥


Lahm also occasionally acts the age he looks and gets REALLY EXCITED about free pizza.


THIS POST IS PHILIPP LAHM APPROVED. \o/


And there you have it! A highly biased selection of my darling, beautiful Germans being cute and badass and hugging each other a lot. :D I hope you enjoyed!

Date: 2010-09-23 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fandomonymous.livejournal.com
I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS POST~! :D

Date: 2010-09-23 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenny-jenkins.livejournal.com
Oh my god - how adorable!

And you have such good taste! Adorable Lahm, shirtless-Basti, hugging-everyone-Friederich -- only the best!

Date: 2010-09-23 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charingyu.livejournal.com

Image
Can someone please link me to this youtube vid?
I thought I bookmarked it , and now I couldn't find it at all ;___;

Date: 2010-09-23 05:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] measuringcups.livejournal.com
FANTASTIC SPAM! That gif that you weren't sure what they're laughing at is from when they were filming an Adidas commercial and they're laughing at Michael's horrible acting. It may be my favorite video ever:

Date: 2010-09-23 06:10 am (UTC)
ext_17092: heart shaped flames (Default)
From: [identity profile] gestaltrose.livejournal.com
Look at them.... so adorable. *nods* I approve of this post too.

Date: 2010-09-23 06:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hazel-belle.livejournal.com
ALL AND ALL A HAPPY GERMANS POSTS.

I DO LOVE THIS AND WILL REMEMBER THIS POST FOREVER & EVER.

BECAUSE IT IS HAWT, GIFFY & INCREDIBLE. BESIDES ARNE/LAHM/PER = HOT TRIO.

Date: 2010-09-23 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] novafairy.livejournal.com
Awww. I'm at work so I sadly can't see the gif's (whatever the reason is: they are not working here). But I'm looking forward to that when I'm at home later :)

But but, fyi (as your personal wannabe-German coach, lol), it's "Ich liebe die Deutschen" ♥

Date: 2010-09-23 07:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cullenblaze.livejournal.com
awesome post. Lahmi is my favourite he's so adorable, but I love all of them:-)

Date: 2010-09-23 09:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charingyu.livejournal.com
thanks. you answer my question above XD

Date: 2010-09-23 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nessaniel.livejournal.com
THIS IS ARNE FRIEDRICH. He is darling and beautiful and smiley and has Herbal Essences hair.
I'll love you forever for this comment. xDD

All of those gifs are so incredibly beautiful and BAMF and generally UNF. Thanks. <3

Date: 2010-09-23 01:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noamjen.livejournal.com
srsly, how can anyone not love this team??

And if you really want your friend to start seeing the light, just get he to know Lahm, it's impossible to describe how amazing he is. No one who really loves the game and is not just in for the hot guys can resist that.

Date: 2010-09-23 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beckella.livejournal.com
I think the last second is my favorite part, "Really good acting." Oh, Basti!

Date: 2010-09-23 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chinra.livejournal.com
Herbal Essences hair and the Jogi/Hansi gif subtitles, hahaha

Date: 2010-09-23 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-teazle.livejournal.com
Thank you for the spectacular eye candy & the laughs. They are adorable, fun, and great to watch on field & off.

Date: 2010-09-23 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fandomonymous.livejournal.com
Philipp is just a wonderful person. Yes, he's adorable and sexy, but he's also insanely talented, a great analyzer and tactician of the game, plays like a champion, and (AND) is an incredible human being. So inspiring! ♥

Date: 2010-09-23 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigerlilies-x.livejournal.com
Hahaha oh god. Micha is the worst actor ever, the Chelsea advert thing where he's acting in English is even funnier.

Date: 2010-09-23 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hernameislara.livejournal.com
amazing pic spam, made my day! (:
i was so happy bayern won!! <3

Date: 2010-09-23 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] overratedashell.livejournal.com
not enough Marcell. your friend is def missing out :p

Date: 2010-09-23 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] overratedashell.livejournal.com
LOL but amazing gif spam.

Date: 2010-09-23 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rei-c.livejournal.com
Most excellent post ever! \o/!

Date: 2010-09-24 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exsequar.livejournal.com
Yay thanks! \o/ And hi Queen Sarah! :D

Date: 2010-09-24 02:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exsequar.livejournal.com
Haha oops? I don't know much about him tbh! Feel free to add your own gifs in the comments :P Glad you enjoyed!

Date: 2010-09-24 02:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exsequar.livejournal.com
YAY! \o/

Date: 2010-09-24 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exsequar.livejournal.com
Hee, thank you! You obviously have great taste as well. :D

Date: 2010-09-24 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exsequar.livejournal.com
Oh yes of course I've seen the video, I even knew they were laughing at Ballack, but I always assumed he had done something particularly funny, not just bad acting! And sadly you can't see what it is. But Basti and Poldi's faces erupting into glee is more than enough for me. :D

Date: 2010-09-24 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exsequar.livejournal.com
Yay. :D My adorable widdle boys, I love them sooo!

Date: 2010-09-24 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] measuringcups.livejournal.com
Haha I'm pretty sure it's the look on his face when he looks at his arm, he reenacts it while they're laughing. Ugh he was a perfect captain.

Date: 2010-09-24 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exsequar.livejournal.com
Did you get a chance to take a look? So many happy Germans! :D

Ooh thanks darling. Always give me German lessons, I'm trying to learn!

Date: 2010-09-24 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exsequar.livejournal.com
Thanks! I love him so much, I want to put him in my pocket :)

Date: 2010-09-24 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exsequar.livejournal.com
Heeee. Well, you know, Germans were involved in history........ uh, nevermind. THIS IS CLEARLY THE BETTER CHOICE! Glad you enjoyed. :)

Date: 2010-09-24 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exsequar.livejournal.com
I love his haaaaaaair! He wasn't half as cute when he had it all short and buzzed, haha.

You're so welcome! I'm glad you enjoyed :D

Date: 2010-09-24 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exsequar.livejournal.com
BUNDESADLERRRRR! I loff him sfm oh my goodness. And I LOVE your icon.

Date: 2010-09-24 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exsequar.livejournal.com
I'M SAD I MISSED OUT. Clearly Bayern needs to win another double or preferably a TREBLE, just for me. :D

Thank you, thank you, I do try ;)

Date: 2010-09-24 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exsequar.livejournal.com
I'm glad! And I was so happy toooo. Yay Bayern!

Date: 2010-09-24 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exsequar.livejournal.com
You're welcome! I had fun making it too. This is a lovely team we have. :)

Date: 2010-09-24 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exsequar.livejournal.com
Hahaha I LOVE that gif, Hansi is so cute and enthused. LOVE OUR COACHES <333

Date: 2010-09-24 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exsequar.livejournal.com
And obviously I don't know my history of Bayern celebrations either! Tsk tsk on me. Awww, boys.... that's so sweet. I might take a wander back through some archives to find posts and stuff...

Date: 2010-09-24 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] overratedashell.livejournal.com
well then you are missing out too (: LOL
i wish i had any. but there are literally NONE out there :( Im so effin crushed. otherwise I'd post them. [:

Date: 2010-09-25 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kotay3.livejournal.com
This post is just amazing! I love Lahm and Arne is truely the king of giving out hugs to the boys:)

Date: 2010-10-15 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] munkykiss.livejournal.com
omg i never thanked you for this spam!! sorry!! THANK YOU SO MUCH! that pizza gif at the end is pretty much me every time there's free food hahah

<333 love love love

August 2023

S M T W T F S
  12345
6789101112
1314151617 1819
20212223242526
2728293031  

Most Popular Tags

Page Summary

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags