Lewis does not like shirts
Dec. 7th, 2010 02:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
exsequarSwinging by for one of my surprise!LJ posts, rarer and rarer these days. Part of the reason is that *I'm* not interested in my life anymore, so there's not much motivation to share it with others. Still chugging along on my PhD, still no interesting boys, still living with the same people, still adoring the Michigan soccer team (who are now in the FINAL FOUR of the NCAA tournament, I could cry I'm so proud), and still ogling German soccer players.
Shockingly enough, that last bit is the subject of this post. Lewis Holtby still has my heart firmly in his fist, with his sweet blondness and his magic feet and his earnest smile, oh and his allergy to keeping his shirt on. I HAVE NONE OBJECTIONS. This is, therefore, a picspam of him not wearing shirts. Enjoy!
His arms are so perfect. *____* Well, his everything is, so I'll try to refrain from repeating that too many times. *g*
Now that scarf is getting in the way...
Ahhh, much better. What I wouldn't give to be that water bottle!
HIPS. Om nom nom nom.
Unfffff. EVEN HIS BELLY BUTTON IS PERFECT OKAY.
He's a bit on the skinny side, but since his job is to work out, well.
So soft... and pettable... *____*
Even creepster old men want to get close to him.
Mmmm. Back. And dat ass!
Hello sweet thing. :D He took off his jerseys even when it was already cold, hence someone having to force a jacket around his shoulders. Silly boy. ♥
André's a fine specimen too, but next to Lewis he rather pales. SORRY ANDRÉ!
For some reason I love his left hand in this shot. Stubby little fingers! ♥
UNFFFFFFF. And he's all scuffed up from the game! *____* I want to play with his hair.
Only a little skin here but LEWIS TOOK AND TWEETED THIS PHOTO HIMSELF. AHAHAHA THANK YOU LEWIS. We love you too! (Eyelashes! Stubble! *___*)
EXCUSE ME I'LL BE IN MY BUNK. Perfect human being, nnnnngh.
He makes the cutest beach bunny. ♥
I don't know who that is but he's not hard on the eyes either!
I wish the pose wasn't quite so awkward because he's BASICALLY NAKED. *___*
Leaping Lewis!
Pretty sure I would sell my soul to be the girl right in front of him. THEY DO THIS ALL THE TIME! I love this team. :')
So not shirtless, but LOOK AT HOW THAT THING CLINGS TO EVERY CURVE. This is from the filming of stunts for an advertisement for sports undergarments! I pretty much can't wait for the final product to come out. *___*
Haaaappy babies! See, Lewis always shirtless even when everyone else is in undershirts! (Bottom left is Adam Szalai, he is one tall drink of sexy Hungarian water, om nom.)
SO YOUNG. *chinhands*
In conclusion, UNF TIMES A BILLION. I'm not sure anyone's ever been this sexy to me. *____* Lewis Holtby, bless you and your aversion to clothing. Please continue to do the world this kindness, though perhaps not during the winter because I would like you not frozen solid. Kthx and ILU. ♥
Shockingly enough, that last bit is the subject of this post. Lewis Holtby still has my heart firmly in his fist, with his sweet blondness and his magic feet and his earnest smile, oh and his allergy to keeping his shirt on. I HAVE NONE OBJECTIONS. This is, therefore, a picspam of him not wearing shirts. Enjoy!
His arms are so perfect. *____* Well, his everything is, so I'll try to refrain from repeating that too many times. *g*
Now that scarf is getting in the way...
Ahhh, much better. What I wouldn't give to be that water bottle!
HIPS. Om nom nom nom.
Unfffff. EVEN HIS BELLY BUTTON IS PERFECT OKAY.
He's a bit on the skinny side, but since his job is to work out, well.
So soft... and pettable... *____*
Even creepster old men want to get close to him.
Mmmm. Back. And dat ass!
Hello sweet thing. :D He took off his jerseys even when it was already cold, hence someone having to force a jacket around his shoulders. Silly boy. ♥
André's a fine specimen too, but next to Lewis he rather pales. SORRY ANDRÉ!
For some reason I love his left hand in this shot. Stubby little fingers! ♥
UNFFFFFFF. And he's all scuffed up from the game! *____* I want to play with his hair.
Only a little skin here but LEWIS TOOK AND TWEETED THIS PHOTO HIMSELF. AHAHAHA THANK YOU LEWIS. We love you too! (Eyelashes! Stubble! *___*)
EXCUSE ME I'LL BE IN MY BUNK. Perfect human being, nnnnngh.
He makes the cutest beach bunny. ♥
I don't know who that is but he's not hard on the eyes either!
I wish the pose wasn't quite so awkward because he's BASICALLY NAKED. *___*
Leaping Lewis!
Pretty sure I would sell my soul to be the girl right in front of him. THEY DO THIS ALL THE TIME! I love this team. :')
So not shirtless, but LOOK AT HOW THAT THING CLINGS TO EVERY CURVE. This is from the filming of stunts for an advertisement for sports undergarments! I pretty much can't wait for the final product to come out. *___*
Haaaappy babies! See, Lewis always shirtless even when everyone else is in undershirts! (Bottom left is Adam Szalai, he is one tall drink of sexy Hungarian water, om nom.)
SO YOUNG. *chinhands*
In conclusion, UNF TIMES A BILLION. I'm not sure anyone's ever been this sexy to me. *____* Lewis Holtby, bless you and your aversion to clothing. Please continue to do the world this kindness, though perhaps not during the winter because I would like you not frozen solid. Kthx and ILU. ♥
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Date: 2010-12-07 07:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-08 02:26 am (UTC)YES he has the most amazing twitter ever! Well that's a lie, but it's super delightful. He Tweets after almost every game, and he abuses emoticons and tweets photos of himself and is generally more precious than I can stand. :D
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Date: 2010-12-08 02:19 am (UTC)Also, is that a tattoo of a cross on a chain on his wrist? Because... that's really hot. Um.
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Date: 2010-12-08 02:25 am (UTC)It's a rosary!! He's a good Catholic boy. ♥ And yes, it is really hot. *___*
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Date: 2010-12-08 02:28 am (UTC)omg that's even hotter. *____*
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Date: 2010-12-08 02:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-08 02:51 am (UTC)... Our feelings are probably really inappropriate, but IDEC.
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Date: 2010-12-10 02:35 am (UTC)What I find hilarious is that as I scrolled down I kept thinking, "ooh, it's that pic! I love that pic!" I PRETTY MUCH HAVE ALL SHIRTLESS LEWIS PICS INGRAINED IN MY MEMORY. <3333
So much pretty, though. And I'm still sometimes blown away by his ability to be adorable, pretty, sexy and a little bit dorky all at the same time. SO MUCH LOVE.