I knew you shouldn't have had all that meth

[exsequar]

I promise this will brighten your day:

Even Jason Segel is almost crying laughing. Just watch it :D

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

1. she has bad breath
   
2. she has b.o.
   
3. she is ugly
   
4. she is fat
   
5. she is stupid
   
6. she whines all the time about her back hurting
   
7. she is a slob
   
8. she is lazy
   
9. she is selfish
   
10. she is greedy
    
11. she is mean
    
12. she gossips and tattles
    
13. she doesn't follow instructions
    
14. her fake phone voice is stupid
    
15. she is always whining
    
16. she wastes money but won't share it
    
17. she flunked French in college
    
18. her fanfiction is stupid
    
19. she can't draw
    
20. she can't sing
    
21. she fake limps all the time
    
22. she ruins peoples lives
    
23. she hoards lightbulbs
    
24. she drives with her windshield wipers on
    
25. she is an attention whore and drama queen
    
26. she slept with her friend's husband
    
27. she stole her friend's husband's wallet to buy cocaine and Buffy dvds
    
28. she lies about furries
    
29. she steals fanfiction
    
30. she uses cocaine
    
31. she believes in evolution
    
32. she has a vibrator
    
33. she is a lesbian
    
34. she worships buddha

TELL darlas_mom TO DO THE RIGHT THING AND DEFRIEND THE TROLL!!!