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I promise this will brighten your day:
Even Jason Segel is almost crying laughing. Just watch it :D
Even Jason Segel is almost crying laughing. Just watch it :D
I am *weeping* with laughter. My head and stomach hurt and I'm all flushed from LAUGHING SO DAMN MUCH.
Sample of why:
"If they join forces I'll know it's a sign of the Second Coming, where Jesus will descend, build the temple, give an epiphany to the masses that will consist of 'LOL internet. ^_^' And he will be able to pronounce the smiley face, for he is God."
-gaisce
HEEEE. Fandom Wank Quotes GO! Die of laughter! I'm actually seeing the appeal of fandom_wank now, where I'd always steered clear of it before. The point isn't the wank itself, it's the brilliant people hilariously mocking the stupid ones! Fantastic! \o/ (Link thanks to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
esorlehcar)
And even more funny: The Skippy List Just trust me. SO FUNNY.
I am in such a good mood now! This evening more than made up for my shitty day, mostly because I TALKED TO MICHELLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michelle is my bestest friend in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD, and now she is out in the wide world because she left for New Zealand two weeks ago! And I hadn't heard from her and I thought she was dead! But she called me tonight YAY!!! She had to wait until she could get internet and look up my cell number on Facebook, heehee! I am amused. Note to self: Bring friends' phone numbers to Ireland! LOL. I got to talk to her for a half hour and it completely made my life because Michelle is my other half. YAY.
And then I had a nice chat with my rooomie Jake (*waves again* Hi Jake!) and also his girlfriend when she came in, and then I got to talk to Holly, and then I found these links and started nearly peeing myself laughing, and in conclusion, tonight goes in the plus column.
:)
Sample of why:
"If they join forces I'll know it's a sign of the Second Coming, where Jesus will descend, build the temple, give an epiphany to the masses that will consist of 'LOL internet. ^_^' And he will be able to pronounce the smiley face, for he is God."
-gaisce
HEEEE. Fandom Wank Quotes GO! Die of laughter! I'm actually seeing the appeal of fandom_wank now, where I'd always steered clear of it before. The point isn't the wank itself, it's the brilliant people hilariously mocking the stupid ones! Fantastic! \o/ (Link thanks to
esorlehcar)And even more funny: The Skippy List Just trust me. SO FUNNY.
I am in such a good mood now! This evening more than made up for my shitty day, mostly because I TALKED TO MICHELLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michelle is my bestest friend in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD, and now she is out in the wide world because she left for New Zealand two weeks ago! And I hadn't heard from her and I thought she was dead! But she called me tonight YAY!!! She had to wait until she could get internet and look up my cell number on Facebook, heehee! I am amused. Note to self: Bring friends' phone numbers to Ireland! LOL. I got to talk to her for a half hour and it completely made my life because Michelle is my other half. YAY.
And then I had a nice chat with my rooomie Jake (*waves again* Hi Jake!) and also his girlfriend when she came in, and then I got to talk to Holly, and then I found these links and started nearly peeing myself laughing, and in conclusion, tonight goes in the plus column.
:)
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Jul. 11th, 2007 12:25 amSo apparently it ISN'T lame to go to a movie by yourself! I'm not sure why I was so convinced of that. Suffice to say - I'm going to OOTP in IMAX, dammit! \o/
Two things that are making me giggle a lot:
1) Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing - Absolutely hilarious commentary on various completely egregious posts found on baby name forums. Sample:
BWAHAHA. Go read, the site kept me giggling for a good hour!
2) So I was reading Ocean's 11 fic (perfect, gorgeous Ocean's 11 fic!) which includes, as you know, Brad Pitt as Rusty Ryan. Then I started reading an Atlantis AU in which John Sheppard is a pilot for celebrities, and the clients mentioned are... the Jolie-Pitts.
HEE. Okay, so I'm easily amused, SUE ME. I'll just be over here giggling to myself... :D
Two things that are making me giggle a lot:
1) Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing - Absolutely hilarious commentary on various completely egregious posts found on baby name forums. Sample:
Post: "So what are your opinions on Haven for a girl and do you have any mn suggestions? Dont worry about hurting my feelings, just be honest. My DH and I love this name. OH! I would really love to know your Husbands opinions on this name. It is just a theory of mine so ask them if they are around. So I want you and DH opinions and any MN suggestions. I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU ALL!!!"
Commentary: "Don't worry about hurting my feelings, it's just something I love and treasure and even the blandest of unenthusiastic comments will break my heart into a million, billion pieces. No, really, give me your brutally honest opinion, so that your politely disagreeing comments will make a pregnant woman weep for days, which I'm sure you'll enjoy, you cruel, demonic wench.
Don't mind me, I'll just sit here in the dark formulating theories about your husbands. No, I won't tell you what they are - I'll just let you suffer as you make me suffer. You pitiless cow.
So, what do you think of Haven?"
BWAHAHA. Go read, the site kept me giggling for a good hour!
2) So I was reading Ocean's 11 fic (perfect, gorgeous Ocean's 11 fic!) which includes, as you know, Brad Pitt as Rusty Ryan. Then I started reading an Atlantis AU in which John Sheppard is a pilot for celebrities, and the clients mentioned are... the Jolie-Pitts.
HEE. Okay, so I'm easily amused, SUE ME. I'll just be over here giggling to myself... :D
What size bra are you, Mr. Momoa? :D
Apr. 25th, 2007 08:23 pmOH MY GOD, you guys. HAHAHAHA. I did a google image search for Jason Momoa pics, and one of the first links that came up was to davidhasselhoffonline.com (I KNOW) and I found JASON IN A BIKINI TOP AND PIGTAILS.
NO REALLY.
( Hahahaha x100000 )
NO REALLY.
( Hahahaha x100000 )
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Apr. 15th, 2007 08:27 pmToday's moment of "Oh, Joe." (Not that there's a moment every day but, yaknow. I am referring here to one Joe Flanigan, darling portrayer of the even more darling John Sheppard.)
Oh and what would that be, Mr. Flanigan? Perchance... something your wife cannot provide? I KNEW the hips and the hair were a dead giveaway!
And that is all.
Quote from Joe in the "From Stargate to Atlantis" special: "The best part is running around with great special effects... and large artillery pieces! Makes up for something that's... missing in my life. *laughs* Wouldn't wanna talk about that though!"
Oh and what would that be, Mr. Flanigan? Perchance... something your wife cannot provide? I KNEW the hips and the hair were a dead giveaway!
And that is all.
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Mar. 4th, 2007 03:29 pmHeeee! Torri Higginson (Elizabeth Weir on SGA) is SUCH A SLASHER. I'm reading lots of David Hewlett and other SGA interviews, and I just came across this gem:
Is Weir using Sheppard to make Caldwell jealous?
Torri Higginson – Dr Elizabeth Weir: I think Caldwell is toying with Weir to make Shep jealous.
(To clarify, Sheppard and Caldwell are men) HEEHEE! And she's totally said slasher things before. Adorable! *draws hearts*
ETA: Oh god *cries of laughter* More gems!
Why do you think people, especially the female audience, have an urge to nibble your ears, or comb your hair?
Joe Flanigan – Lt Col John Sheppard: Despite the rumours, I am not a Keebler Elf. I am not a Keebler Elf…I am…not…a…Keebler…..Elf.
Do you feel special now that you have upgraded to lieutenant?
Joe Flanigan – Lt Col John Sheppard: Enormously. First lieutenant colonel, next, the WORLD!
Does Weir speak jive?
Torri Higginson – Dr Elizabeth Weir: She not only speaks it, you should see her on a dance floor.
Heeeeeee. I love this cast so MUCH. *flap flap* You can read the whole Q&A session HERE! :)
Is Weir using Sheppard to make Caldwell jealous?
Torri Higginson – Dr Elizabeth Weir: I think Caldwell is toying with Weir to make Shep jealous.
(To clarify, Sheppard and Caldwell are men) HEEHEE! And she's totally said slasher things before. Adorable! *draws hearts*
ETA: Oh god *cries of laughter* More gems!
Why do you think people, especially the female audience, have an urge to nibble your ears, or comb your hair?
Joe Flanigan – Lt Col John Sheppard: Despite the rumours, I am not a Keebler Elf. I am not a Keebler Elf…I am…not…a…Keebler…..Elf.
Do you feel special now that you have upgraded to lieutenant?
Joe Flanigan – Lt Col John Sheppard: Enormously. First lieutenant colonel, next, the WORLD!
Does Weir speak jive?
Torri Higginson – Dr Elizabeth Weir: She not only speaks it, you should see her on a dance floor.
Heeeeeee. I love this cast so MUCH. *flap flap* You can read the whole Q&A session HERE! :)
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Feb. 27th, 2007 11:44 pmI love when textbooks are randomly whimsical. It adds a nice dash of unexpected humor to my homeworking.
For instance, my physics textbook offers this:
"Evaluating these integrals for most common objects (such as a television set or a moose) would be difficult, so here we consider only uniform objects."
Yes, because meese (mooses?) are so common.
For instance, my physics textbook offers this:
"Evaluating these integrals for most common objects (such as a television set or a moose) would be difficult, so here we consider only uniform objects."
Yes, because meese (mooses?) are so common.
I randomly remembered this video the other day, and I NEED to share it with you all. It's just this random video that some guy made with friends, but it's hilarious. I mean, I've seen it like 50 times and it still cracks me up. It's RANDOM and WEIRD and basically down all of your alleys, I promise. You will laugh REALLY HARD. One quote: "I suspect more frequently that the Dark Lord Sauron having failed with the rings has moved on to spoons. I recycle these spoons because I'm responsible and because a monkey falls over in March." Yeah, it's like THAT.
And so without further ado, I present PISTACHIO PUDDING. Go watch - you won't regret it :D
And in other news, SGA is FABULOUS. So so much fun *bounces up and down* Rodney and John have the biggest gay love ever. They're so SNARKY! And Rodney's becoming all badass, with the firing of the guns and the saving of John's ass and it makes me joyful :D (Of course he saves John's ass - he needs that ass! It is a very nice ass.) Eeeee yay! And LOOK HOW PRETTY JOHN IS. *swoons*
And so without further ado, I present PISTACHIO PUDDING. Go watch - you won't regret it :D
And in other news, SGA is FABULOUS. So so much fun *bounces up and down* Rodney and John have the biggest gay love ever. They're so SNARKY! And Rodney's becoming all badass, with the firing of the guns and the saving of John's ass and it makes me joyful :D (Of course he saves John's ass - he needs that ass! It is a very nice ass.) Eeeee yay! And LOOK HOW PRETTY JOHN IS. *swoons*
I just came back from the most entertaining hour of class! We played Surrealist games, and the results were absolutely hilarious.
The first game was one where you passed a piece of paper around and each person wrote a word or two, covering what they wrote before they passed it on. The structure went like this: article and adjective, noun, verb, article and adjective, noun. So the result was a completely random sentence! We were split into groups of five and each group passed around 5 sheets of paper, then picked the best result and read it out to the class. We combined these four sentences into a "poem" and this was the result:
The hilarious thing is that you can actually make a semi-coherent analysis about loss of innocence and virginity. Or you can TRY. *giggles* So, so priceless.
The next game was where you had to write a sentence, then the next person would write its opposite, cover the first sentence and pass it on. This was passed around twice so you ended up with a series of 10 sentences, each the "opposite" of the one before, and it was really interesting (and sometimes bizarre!) to see the progression. This was my sentence and what it became:
It helped that Nick was in my group, because he's random and absolutely hilarious. Oh, Nick.
Speaking of Nick, some of you might remember when I was talking about two guys in my class being slashy? Yeah, he's one of them. The other's Dan. And they were at it again! *laughs* As I was walking to class, they were approaching the building from the other side (together!) and Nick grinned at me and said "You ready for some existentialist games?" and Dan said to him "Surrealist, baby, Surrealist." I had to hurry inside to hide my grin. And then they sat next to each other and were bantering all through class and oh man they are so funny and great and awesome. Heee.
So that was a deeply entertaining period! Now I have to write a paper, for THAT class, due tomorrow *facepalm* Off to do that! :P
The first game was one where you passed a piece of paper around and each person wrote a word or two, covering what they wrote before they passed it on. The structure went like this: article and adjective, noun, verb, article and adjective, noun. So the result was a completely random sentence! We were split into groups of five and each group passed around 5 sheets of paper, then picked the best result and read it out to the class. We combined these four sentences into a "poem" and this was the result:
The rectangular rocketship will become several logical teeth.
The tasty echo is licking my evaporated orange.
The dark clown will mourn a gay car.
My shy tree gyrates the disgusting wonton.
The hilarious thing is that you can actually make a semi-coherent analysis about loss of innocence and virginity. Or you can TRY. *giggles* So, so priceless.
The next game was where you had to write a sentence, then the next person would write its opposite, cover the first sentence and pass it on. This was passed around twice so you ended up with a series of 10 sentences, each the "opposite" of the one before, and it was really interesting (and sometimes bizarre!) to see the progression. This was my sentence and what it became:
Walking around the woods is bliss.
Running around a field is terrifying.
Standing still in a forest is calming.
Standing still in an open field is terrifying.
Moving quickly about in a claustrophobic room is invigorating!
Standing perfectly still in a vast field is enervating!
Jumping up and down in a small box is saddening.
Squatting in an empty swimming pool is exhilarating.
Stretching in a full hot tub is stressful.
Curling in an open grave loosens the bones.
It helped that Nick was in my group, because he's random and absolutely hilarious. Oh, Nick.
Speaking of Nick, some of you might remember when I was talking about two guys in my class being slashy? Yeah, he's one of them. The other's Dan. And they were at it again! *laughs* As I was walking to class, they were approaching the building from the other side (together!) and Nick grinned at me and said "You ready for some existentialist games?" and Dan said to him "Surrealist, baby, Surrealist." I had to hurry inside to hide my grin. And then they sat next to each other and were bantering all through class and oh man they are so funny and great and awesome. Heee.
So that was a deeply entertaining period! Now I have to write a paper, for THAT class, due tomorrow *facepalm* Off to do that! :P
