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[exsequar]

So apparently it ISN'T lame to go to a movie by yourself! I'm not sure why I was so convinced of that. Suffice to say - I'm going to OOTP in IMAX, dammit! \o/

Two things that are making me giggle a lot:

1) Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing - Absolutely hilarious commentary on various completely egregious posts found on baby name forums. Sample:

Post: "So what are your opinions on Haven for a girl and do you have any mn suggestions? Dont worry about hurting my feelings, just be honest. My DH and I love this name. OH! I would really love to know your Husbands opinions on this name. It is just a theory of mine so ask them if they are around. So I want you and DH opinions and any MN suggestions. I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU ALL!!!"

Commentary: "Don't worry about hurting my feelings, it's just something I love and treasure and even the blandest of unenthusiastic comments will break my heart into a million, billion pieces. No, really, give me your brutally honest opinion, so that your politely disagreeing comments will make a pregnant woman weep for days, which I'm sure you'll enjoy, you cruel, demonic wench.

Don't mind me, I'll just sit here in the dark formulating theories about your husbands. No, I won't tell you what they are - I'll just let you suffer as you make me suffer. You pitiless cow.

So, what do you think of Haven?"

BWAHAHA. Go read, the site kept me giggling for a good hour!

2) So I was reading Ocean's 11 fic (perfect, gorgeous Ocean's 11 fic!) which includes, as you know, Brad Pitt as Rusty Ryan. Then I started reading an Atlantis AU in which John Sheppard is a pilot for celebrities, and the clients mentioned are... the Jolie-Pitts.

HEE. Okay, so I'm easily amused, SUE ME. I'll just be over here giggling to myself... :D

Comments

[sofiaviolet]

Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing has provided me with many hours of amusement and even more hours of facepalming. Some of those people should never have bred.

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

God, I know. I am a firm believer that all people should be implanted with birth control at a young age, then have to take a test on good parenting (and SANITY) to get it removed. Freedoms schmeedoms! It would have a wonderful cascading effect - less batshit people breeding means less batshit children due to all the issues their parents pass on to them, and the world would eventually be a much saner place! ;)

[jamesinclair.livejournal.com]

It is lame....until the lights go out and who gives a damn, youre watching Harry Potter at Imax. Never been to a movie alone, but many concerts.

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

Excellent point. I doubt it will feel lame in the slightest, in the experiencing of it.

[sorchasilver.livejournal.com]

I've always preferred going to the movies alone. My mother thinks this is the worst thing ever.

The Jolie-Pitt reference in that fic made me think of you and your thing for Ocean's 11 when I was reading it last night!

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

*laughs* It never ceases to amuse me that references to Brad Pitt now make people think of me. I object not to this association! *g*

[deirdre-c.livejournal.com]

Husband's good friend from work just had a little boy and they named him Banyan. WTF! WHy not just go with "Ficus" and get it over with?!? DO YOU HATE YOUR CHILD?!

Um. Sorry. What were we talking about again? *koff*

Rusty (Rwar.)? HP (I'm going tonight at 10)? Wheee!

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

Banyan makes me think of nothing so much as a bunion. WTF. Name your child after an ugly foot deformity! AWESOME. *facepalm*

Whee indeed! HAVE FUN! I hear it is AWESOME with AWESOMESAUCE ON TOP \o/