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So apparently it ISN'T lame to go to a movie by yourself! I'm not sure why I was so convinced of that. Suffice to say - I'm going to OOTP in IMAX, dammit! \o/

Two things that are making me giggle a lot:

1) Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing - Absolutely hilarious commentary on various completely egregious posts found on baby name forums. Sample:

Post: "So what are your opinions on Haven for a girl and do you have any mn suggestions? Dont worry about hurting my feelings, just be honest. My DH and I love this name. OH! I would really love to know your Husbands opinions on this name. It is just a theory of mine so ask them if they are around. So I want you and DH opinions and any MN suggestions. I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU ALL!!!"

Commentary: "Don't worry about hurting my feelings, it's just something I love and treasure and even the blandest of unenthusiastic comments will break my heart into a million, billion pieces. No, really, give me your brutally honest opinion, so that your politely disagreeing comments will make a pregnant woman weep for days, which I'm sure you'll enjoy, you cruel, demonic wench.

Don't mind me, I'll just sit here in the dark formulating theories about your husbands. No, I won't tell you what they are - I'll just let you suffer as you make me suffer. You pitiless cow.

So, what do you think of Haven?"

BWAHAHA. Go read, the site kept me giggling for a good hour!

2) So I was reading Ocean's 11 fic (perfect, gorgeous Ocean's 11 fic!) which includes, as you know, Brad Pitt as Rusty Ryan. Then I started reading an Atlantis AU in which John Sheppard is a pilot for celebrities, and the clients mentioned are... the Jolie-Pitts.

HEE. Okay, so I'm easily amused, SUE ME. I'll just be over here giggling to myself... :D

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Banyan makes me think of nothing so much as a bunion. WTF. Name your child after an ugly foot deformity! AWESOME. *facepalm*

Whee indeed! HAVE FUN! I hear it is AWESOME with AWESOMESAUCE ON TOP \o/