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So apparently it ISN'T lame to go to a movie by yourself! I'm not sure why I was so convinced of that. Suffice to say - I'm going to OOTP in IMAX, dammit! \o/

Two things that are making me giggle a lot:

1) Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing - Absolutely hilarious commentary on various completely egregious posts found on baby name forums. Sample:

Post: "So what are your opinions on Haven for a girl and do you have any mn suggestions? Dont worry about hurting my feelings, just be honest. My DH and I love this name. OH! I would really love to know your Husbands opinions on this name. It is just a theory of mine so ask them if they are around. So I want you and DH opinions and any MN suggestions. I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU ALL!!!"

Commentary: "Don't worry about hurting my feelings, it's just something I love and treasure and even the blandest of unenthusiastic comments will break my heart into a million, billion pieces. No, really, give me your brutally honest opinion, so that your politely disagreeing comments will make a pregnant woman weep for days, which I'm sure you'll enjoy, you cruel, demonic wench.

Don't mind me, I'll just sit here in the dark formulating theories about your husbands. No, I won't tell you what they are - I'll just let you suffer as you make me suffer. You pitiless cow.

So, what do you think of Haven?"

BWAHAHA. Go read, the site kept me giggling for a good hour!

2) So I was reading Ocean's 11 fic (perfect, gorgeous Ocean's 11 fic!) which includes, as you know, Brad Pitt as Rusty Ryan. Then I started reading an Atlantis AU in which John Sheppard is a pilot for celebrities, and the clients mentioned are... the Jolie-Pitts.

HEE. Okay, so I'm easily amused, SUE ME. I'll just be over here giggling to myself... :D

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Husband's good friend from work just had a little boy and they named him Banyan. WTF! WHy not just go with "Ficus" and get it over with?!? DO YOU HATE YOUR CHILD?!

Um. Sorry. What were we talking about again? *koff*

Rusty (Rwar.)? HP (I'm going tonight at 10)? Wheee!

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Banyan makes me think of nothing so much as a bunion. WTF. Name your child after an ugly foot deformity! AWESOME. *facepalm*

Whee indeed! HAVE FUN! I hear it is AWESOME with AWESOMESAUCE ON TOP \o/