Bastian Schweinsteiger > world

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Usually when I'm this obsessed with a fandom I can't stop posting about it! Since I have my Twitter outlet (I GOT PUT IN TWITTER JAIL FOR TWEETING TOO MUCH ABOUT THE GERMANY-BELGIUM GAME YESTERDAY LMAO) I feel like I get enough squee out there, BUT I need to have my love for one Bastian Schweinsteiger on the public record. :D I just threw together a picspam for an ontd_football post in roughly five minutes, so I'm just gonna slap it up over here so I can come back and chinhands at it from time to time. I'm trying not to stress about making it too comprehensive because I have literally 450 PICTURES OF THIS MAN on my computer, so I'm just letting it stand as is. SIIIIGH BASTIANO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.


So for starters, BASTIAN IS MY MOST FAVORITE AND MAKES MY HEART FLUTTER WHENEVER HE'S SO MUCH AS MENTIONED. Don't get me started on when he's a BAMF on the field - I'm practically nonfunctional. *____*

In all seriousness, I'm so thrilled and proud of this boy - from sexy, kind of hilarious bleach-blond rebel to mature, dignified, charismatic leader. He just throws his whole self, heart and soul, into the game of football and it really shows - both in his joy in victory and his utter, crushing despair at defeat. When I was watching Germany-Spain (er, WC variety) and knew they were going to lose, I was most scared of seeing Bastian sad, because I knew it would tear my heart out and stomp on it. He didn't disappoint. :( BUT BACK TO HAPPY THINGS, it's so clear that everyone around him adores him, and that's one of the sexiest characteristics a man can have, imo, especially since it's entirely natural and he has no ego about it. He's just a people magnet! Even refs love him. :) I love how good he is to his teammates, how he loves to smile and laugh and tease but also knows how to get down to business. I love his habit of rocketing goals in from outside the box (particularly against Portugal!), and I love how he dribbles. (THAT'S RIGHT.) I love how he tapes his wrists to support them, and matches the tape color to his jersey. I love his everything, pretty much.

Now let's take a look at this god among men, shall we?


His love for scarves is so cute I can't EVEN. He's a widdle hipster!


So much amazing in one image. :D Sexy Audi! Hilarious lederhosen! Tasty beer! Awesome Bayern! BASTIAN SCHWEINSTEIGER!! :D


My favorite Basti macro. :D Oh A Knight's Tale, you are so wonderful, if bittersweet now. :(


Germany didn't have too much trouble with the Jabulani now did they?! :D


Nnf.


NNNNNFGHHH. I thank all the powers that be for Germany's sponsorship by Strenesse EVERY DAY.


His face has so much *character*. Siiigh.


Name of this file: perfect flawless etc. Pretty much.


HOMMMMGGG. Some day I want to do a picspam that's just Basti and his gorgeous girlfriend Sarah, because LOOK AT THEM. LOOK. NOW PLEASE MAKE BBS OKAY??


Ahahahaha WHAT ARE YOU EVEN.


Nrrgh.


N'AWWWW. His smile! His model-lounging pose! ARNE FRIEDRICH!!!! <333


Fucking BAMF. God I love the black kits.


GLASSES. HOODIE. I feel like when cameras aren't on him he's just 100% hipster, and we only get little glimpses. I WANT MORE GLIMPSES.


dsflksjlsfd yeah I don't even.


FUCK YEAH MANNSCHAFT!


dflkjsf Basti and der kapitän!! They are so cute and precious and happy and this hug makes me happy right down to my toes.


O HAI THERE. *nom nom nom nom*


BEAUTIFUL TWINSIES. Perhaps my favorite photo from the World Cup, siiiigh.


\o/ \o/ \o/!!

Fucking hell I love him. :')

Comments

[fandomonymous.livejournal.com]

Basti. Strenesse. Lederhosen. Audi. Bayern. *NOMMING FOREVER*

I don't think I'll regret giving you Basti at wethechampions now, even though it means my list looks like I'm a Chelski more than a Bayern-lass, which is kind of false. I'm positive you'll take care of him! ;) I figure you having him and Drogba in exchange for me having Lahm and Duckie is pretty fair, as it goes, especially with my ungodly defense bias. XD I'm looking forward to your team picspam!

And my favorite Basti macro, for your time:

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Haha, I do appreciate your generosity dear. As Basti goes, so goes my heart, so I would have been beyond crushed to not have him on my team. Irrational? Yes. True anyway? You betcha! I promise I will cuddle and love him until he says stop... and then I'll keep doing it anyway. :D

LOL POLDI YOUR DELIGHTED SMILE. THAT'S HOW I'D LOOK TOO. THE BEST PART IS IT'S *TRUE*.