I couldn't function for a while after seeing this picture

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I've been meaning to make a post/picspam about my newest darling, Lewis Holtby! However, my picture folder keeps exploding and he keeps doing cute things EVERY WEEK so it's just an overwhelming prospect. In the meantime, I'm just gonna leave this photo here that made my brains dribble out of my ears today. WARNING: Very close to NSFW due to EXTENSIVE AMOUNTS OF SKIN.



sdlkfjlskdflsjdklsjdf. HE IS A GREEK GOD AND I WORSHIP AT HIS (PERFECT) FEET. OOOOOOMG. *________*

This, my darlings, is Lewis Holtby, dazzling phenom of the German Bundesliga at just 20 years old. (DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE A PERV? EMBRAAAACE IT) He's been the astonishing playmaker of surprise league leaders FSV Mainz 05, whom I have come to love despite myself for all of their youthful vim and vigor. Lewis is half British and speaks perfect English with a delightful British-German blended accent. He's articulate and funny and laughs a lot, and his Twitter is an endless source of joy. He's amazing to watch on the pitch, clever and fast and creative. I can't wait for him to join Die Nationalmannschaft and show everyone what he's made of! \o/

The best part of this picture, by the way, is that HE POSTED IT. It's part of an album of ~beach fun~ on his Facebook. HE LOVES US SO MUCH. :')

You're welcome. :D

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LMAO SORRY BB BUT IT'S TRUE. I just focus on the fact that he's ten times more talented.than most people older than him so it's okay. :P It's not a speedo but rather these boycut things which I find much hotter tbh. SO MUCH SKIN PAULA. HIS MUSCLES DO FUNNY THINGS TO MY TUMMY. I have more pieces of ~evidence that I will show you when I'm not on my phone. :D

I will also email you back today, I promise! <3