I've been meaning to make a post/picspam about my newest darling, Lewis Holtby! However, my picture folder keeps exploding and he keeps doing cute things EVERY WEEK so it's just an overwhelming prospect. In the meantime, I'm just gonna leave this photo here that made my brains dribble out of my ears today. WARNING: Very close to NSFW due to EXTENSIVE AMOUNTS OF SKIN.

sdlkfjlskdflsjdklsjdf. HE IS A GREEK GOD AND I WORSHIP AT HIS (PERFECT) FEET. OOOOOOMG. *________*
This, my darlings, is Lewis Holtby, dazzling phenom of the German Bundesliga at just 20 years old. (DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE A PERV? EMBRAAAACE IT) He's been the astonishing playmaker of surprise league leaders FSV Mainz 05, whom I have come to love despite myself for all of their youthful vim and vigor. Lewis is half British and speaks perfect English with a delightful British-German blended accent. He's articulate and funny and laughs a lot, and his Twitter is an endless source of joy. He's amazing to watch on the pitch, clever and fast and creative. I can't wait for him to join Die Nationalmannschaft and show everyone what he's made of! \o/
The best part of this picture, by the way, is that HE POSTED IT. It's part of an album of ~beach fun~ on his Facebook. HE LOVES US SO MUCH. :')
You're welcome. :D
sdlkfjlskdflsjdklsjdf. HE IS A GREEK GOD AND I WORSHIP AT HIS (PERFECT) FEET. OOOOOOMG. *________*
This, my darlings, is Lewis Holtby, dazzling phenom of the German Bundesliga at just 20 years old. (DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE A PERV? EMBRAAAACE IT) He's been the astonishing playmaker of surprise league leaders FSV Mainz 05, whom I have come to love despite myself for all of their youthful vim and vigor. Lewis is half British and speaks perfect English with a delightful British-German blended accent. He's articulate and funny and laughs a lot, and his Twitter is an endless source of joy. He's amazing to watch on the pitch, clever and fast and creative. I can't wait for him to join Die Nationalmannschaft and show everyone what he's made of! \o/
The best part of this picture, by the way, is that HE POSTED IT. It's part of an album of ~beach fun~ on his Facebook. HE LOVES US SO MUCH. :')
You're welcome. :D
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Date: 2010-10-26 04:08 am (UTC)He kind of is a kid? But I also want to do filthy things to him. SO. He's allllll man in my eyes. *g*
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Date: 2010-10-26 03:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-26 04:07 am (UTC)Obviously my flist is either blind or wrong on the internet for not appreciating his beauty. :(
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Date: 2010-10-26 04:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-26 06:05 am (UTC)Whatever. Lewis is adorbs and I'm still laughing SO MUCH about Magath/Schalke for letting him go (on loan, though) before this season. LOL.
But I hope he'll stay in the U21 for a little while. Sure, I'd love to see him in the A-squad sooner or later but he is captain of the U21 and he is needed there, I guess.
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Date: 2010-10-26 07:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-26 12:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-26 01:47 pm (UTC)<33333
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Date: 2010-10-26 02:15 pm (UTC)I will also email you back today, I promise! <3
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Date: 2010-10-26 02:43 pm (UTC)The reason I know they're boycuts is because of this photo:
HELLO.
Furthermore, it looks like these orange shorts are popular in ye olde Germany, which I object to exactly zero.
HELLO RENE ADLER. *____* Hilariously, this is Rene's Facebook profile photo. I loled.
:D
Finally, and simply because this is my current desktop wallpaper and favorite photo, this is what Lewis looks like with clothes ON.
How can I not be in love with that face? :')
This has been your daily dose of beautiful men. ♥♥♥