exsequar: ([Ger] Lewis golden boy)
[personal profile] exsequar
I've been meaning to make a post/picspam about my newest darling, Lewis Holtby! However, my picture folder keeps exploding and he keeps doing cute things EVERY WEEK so it's just an overwhelming prospect. In the meantime, I'm just gonna leave this photo here that made my brains dribble out of my ears today. WARNING: Very close to NSFW due to EXTENSIVE AMOUNTS OF SKIN.



sdlkfjlskdflsjdklsjdf. HE IS A GREEK GOD AND I WORSHIP AT HIS (PERFECT) FEET. OOOOOOMG. *________*

This, my darlings, is Lewis Holtby, dazzling phenom of the German Bundesliga at just 20 years old. (DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE A PERV? EMBRAAAACE IT) He's been the astonishing playmaker of surprise league leaders FSV Mainz 05, whom I have come to love despite myself for all of their youthful vim and vigor. Lewis is half British and speaks perfect English with a delightful British-German blended accent. He's articulate and funny and laughs a lot, and his Twitter is an endless source of joy. He's amazing to watch on the pitch, clever and fast and creative. I can't wait for him to join Die Nationalmannschaft and show everyone what he's made of! \o/

The best part of this picture, by the way, is that HE POSTED IT. It's part of an album of ~beach fun~ on his Facebook. HE LOVES US SO MUCH. :')

You're welcome. :D
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Date: 2010-10-26 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exsequar.livejournal.com
I hope when he joins die mannschaft, he and Bastian always take their shirts off after matches. And then walk around together. I MIGHT COMBUST, JUST A WARNING.

He kind of is a kid? But I also want to do filthy things to him. SO. He's allllll man in my eyes. *g*

Date: 2010-10-26 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spazzbot.livejournal.com
you already know my reaction to this photo, but I shall reiterate -- ashjdghjkhkjshsk. skin. etc.

Date: 2010-10-26 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exsequar.livejournal.com
sdklfjlsdkfjlskdjf. I have been returning to this post periodically all evening. THE GENTLE SWELL OF HIS PECTORALS. Ahahahahaha omg what even I want to write a romance novel about this photo or some shit. *_________*

Obviously my flist is either blind or wrong on the internet for not appreciating his beauty. :(

Date: 2010-10-26 04:34 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] gestaltrose.livejournal.com
Heee ftw \o/

Date: 2010-10-26 06:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] novafairy.livejournal.com
I can only second [livejournal.com profile] latenightcuppa here. Mainz (in general) is getting on my nerves. Not because they've done anything but because they are doing what we should be doing and it's frustrating me. So every game Mainz loses is doing good for me. (I can't be happy about them being cute/adorable whatever when my team isn't. THIS SUCKS, LOL. Because during the first 2 - 3 matchdays I was flailing about them rocking in the stadiums. Now, not so much.)

Whatever. Lewis is adorbs and I'm still laughing SO MUCH about Magath/Schalke for letting him go (on loan, though) before this season. LOL.

But I hope he'll stay in the U21 for a little while. Sure, I'd love to see him in the A-squad sooner or later but he is captain of the U21 and he is needed there, I guess.

Date: 2010-10-26 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nebulein.livejournal.com
Hello hottie! :D~

Date: 2010-10-26 12:34 pm (UTC)
feuervogel: photo of the statue of Victory and her chariot on the Brandenburg Gate (hetalia germany with porn)
From: [personal profile] feuervogel
So. Gorgeous. I mean, god. He's like Apollo.

Date: 2010-10-26 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pau494.livejournal.com
THAT GUY CAN'T BE 20. It's wrong. Also, is he wearing a speedo? AHAHAHA I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM AND YET. THE JOY.

<33333

Date: 2010-10-26 02:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exsequar.livejournal.com
LMAO SORRY BB BUT IT'S TRUE. I just focus on the fact that he's ten times more talented.than most people older than him so it's okay. :P It's not a speedo but rather these boycut things which I find much hotter tbh. SO MUCH SKIN PAULA. HIS MUSCLES DO FUNNY THINGS TO MY TUMMY. I have more pieces of ~evidence that I will show you when I'm not on my phone. :D

I will also email you back today, I promise! <3

Date: 2010-10-26 02:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exsequar.livejournal.com
TIME FOR MOAR EVIDENCE (AKA AN EXCUSE TO POST PHOTOS OF ~NAKED FOOTBALLERS)

The reason I know they're boycuts is because of this photo:

HELLO.

Furthermore, it looks like these orange shorts are popular in ye olde Germany, which I object to exactly zero.

HELLO RENE ADLER. *____* Hilariously, this is Rene's Facebook profile photo. I loled.


:D

Finally, and simply because this is my current desktop wallpaper and favorite photo, this is what Lewis looks like with clothes ON.

How can I not be in love with that face? :')

This has been your daily dose of beautiful men. ♥♥♥

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