Champions League fantasy team: FC Callisto
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exsequarMoar pictures of fussballers! :D? My awesome friends are running a small Champions League fantasy league, and we all decided to do picspams of our teams. So I'm crossposting here!
You'll notice that I'm low on the Spain contingent - that's because several of the people in my league are Spain fangirls, and each player can only be owned by one person. So I just stayed away from that fray for the most part. :P But I managed to nab some ~Germans~ (really just Müncheners), including THE BEST GERMAN! My team is pretty crazily international though, coming from all kinds of national teams and clubs. Fun times! I think it's got a good chance of getting me reasonable points. I'm really excited for the whole thing to get started! :D
On to the picspam! I present, for your entertainment, my very own...
FC Callisto
Goalkeeper
Víctor Valdés
CLUB: Barcelona
NT: Spain
Apparently this cutie used to look like this.
Now he has shaved his hair and I am sad. :(
Defense
Diego Contento
CLUB: Bayern München
NT: UNDECIDED because he's a bb (Born 1990 holy shit). Has flirted with both Italy and Germany.
OBLIGATORY BAYERN PLAYER IN LEDERHOSEN SHOT. (Sry for the Ribéry.)
Marcelo
CLUB: Real Madrid
NT: Brasil
This is seriously creepy. On the left is Robinho, on the right Marcelo.
Sergio how did you get in here?!
Ricardo Carvalho
CLUB: Real Madrid
NT: Portugal
Cristiano Gomes (Cris)
CLUB: Olympique Lyonnais
NT: Brasil in the past
O HAI NANDO, WHATCHOO DOIN? FLYIN?
Anger = sexy.
Midfield
BASTIAN "BAMF" SCHWEINSTEIGER
CLUB: Bayern München
NT: DEUTSCHLAND
So I just made an entire picspam dedicated to this beautiful, beautiful man at my journal. Feel free to go take a gander. For now I'll just show you a "few" pictures of him being a Bayern BAMF - I promise you this qualifies as just a few from my Basti collection...
Basti likes to incorporate corner flags into his celebrations. Usually he assaults them, but this time he felt like singing! :D This is after his beautiful goal to make it 4-0 against Werder in the DFB Pokal 2010 final. ♥
GERMANY'S MOM AND DAD. LOLIN'. ♥
Basti has already lifted one trophy this season! He's gonna get more under his belt, just you wait. ;)
...yes please.
AGAIN OBLIG LEDERHOSEN. <333
The ~full package.
A more recent act of heroism - a literal last gasp, 92nd minute goal to put Bayern over Wolfsburg 2-1.
:D
Wesley Sneijder
CLUB: Internazionale Milano
NT: Netherlands
Omfg this face. The little bandage just makes it.
Ji-Sung Park
CLUB: Manchester United
NT: South Korea
From an article about all his modeling contracts. :D
Strikers
Didier "thats a f***ing disgrace" Drogba
CLUB: Chelsea
NT: Ivory Coast
I became fond of Drogba by reading the amazing blog Dirty Tackle, in which he features in the posts about "Random musings of footballers before they fall asleep...". It's absolutely fuckingdisgraceful hilarious and I highly recommend the whole blog if you've somehow missed it. Anyway, I am amused by him, but also impressed because he kind of ended a civil war in the Ivory Coast. So - I'm very proud to have this guy on my team. And I think he might score some goals too?
Fuck yeah, Drogba. Fuck yeah.
Dimitar "The Continental" Berbatov
CLUB: Manchester United
NT: Bulgaria
Berba also just makes me lol because of Dirty Tackle, with really no mitigating factors. I just read about how he played "strip football" (foosball, really) with a model for a photoshoot and then had sex with her afterward. Um. Classy. But this persona has been transformed BRILLIANTLY into a column called Dimitar Berbatov is... The Contintental. It's based on a hilarious Christopher Walken SNL skit you can find on Hulu. :D So basically, I've got Berba-baby on my team for the lolz. Uh, and the goalz.
I mean.... lol!
Berba + Rooney = too much gross to handle TBH. I could never be a ManUtd fan for that reason alone. :P
O HAI LITTLE PEA.
Ivica Olić
CLUB: Bayern München
NT: Croatia
Little Ivica is SO cute.
He gets so excited! ♥
AND WE CONCLUDE WITH THE OBLIGATORY LEDERHOSEN.
FC Callisto thanks you for your time. :D
You'll notice that I'm low on the Spain contingent - that's because several of the people in my league are Spain fangirls, and each player can only be owned by one person. So I just stayed away from that fray for the most part. :P But I managed to nab some ~Germans~ (really just Müncheners), including THE BEST GERMAN! My team is pretty crazily international though, coming from all kinds of national teams and clubs. Fun times! I think it's got a good chance of getting me reasonable points. I'm really excited for the whole thing to get started! :D
On to the picspam! I present, for your entertainment, my very own...
Víctor Valdés
CLUB: Barcelona
NT: Spain
Apparently this cutie used to look like this.
Now he has shaved his hair and I am sad. :(
Defense
Diego Contento
CLUB: Bayern München
NT: UNDECIDED because he's a bb (Born 1990 holy shit). Has flirted with both Italy and Germany.
OBLIGATORY BAYERN PLAYER IN LEDERHOSEN SHOT. (Sry for the Ribéry.)
Marcelo
CLUB: Real Madrid
NT: Brasil
This is seriously creepy. On the left is Robinho, on the right Marcelo.
Sergio how did you get in here?!
Ricardo Carvalho
CLUB: Real Madrid
NT: Portugal
Cristiano Gomes (Cris)
CLUB: Olympique Lyonnais
NT: Brasil in the past
O HAI NANDO, WHATCHOO DOIN? FLYIN?
Anger = sexy.
Midfield
BASTIAN "BAMF" SCHWEINSTEIGER
CLUB: Bayern München
NT: DEUTSCHLAND
So I just made an entire picspam dedicated to this beautiful, beautiful man at my journal. Feel free to go take a gander. For now I'll just show you a "few" pictures of him being a Bayern BAMF - I promise you this qualifies as just a few from my Basti collection...
Basti likes to incorporate corner flags into his celebrations. Usually he assaults them, but this time he felt like singing! :D This is after his beautiful goal to make it 4-0 against Werder in the DFB Pokal 2010 final. ♥
GERMANY'S MOM AND DAD. LOLIN'. ♥
Basti has already lifted one trophy this season! He's gonna get more under his belt, just you wait. ;)
...yes please.
AGAIN OBLIG LEDERHOSEN. <333
The ~full package.
A more recent act of heroism - a literal last gasp, 92nd minute goal to put Bayern over Wolfsburg 2-1.
:D
Wesley Sneijder
CLUB: Internazionale Milano
NT: Netherlands
Omfg this face. The little bandage just makes it.
Ji-Sung Park
CLUB: Manchester United
NT: South Korea
From an article about all his modeling contracts. :D
Strikers
Didier "thats a f***ing disgrace" Drogba
CLUB: Chelsea
NT: Ivory Coast
I became fond of Drogba by reading the amazing blog Dirty Tackle, in which he features in the posts about "Random musings of footballers before they fall asleep...". It's absolutely fucking
Fuck yeah, Drogba. Fuck yeah.
Dimitar "The Continental" Berbatov
CLUB: Manchester United
NT: Bulgaria
Berba also just makes me lol because of Dirty Tackle, with really no mitigating factors. I just read about how he played "strip football" (foosball, really) with a model for a photoshoot and then had sex with her afterward. Um. Classy. But this persona has been transformed BRILLIANTLY into a column called Dimitar Berbatov is... The Contintental. It's based on a hilarious Christopher Walken SNL skit you can find on Hulu. :D So basically, I've got Berba-baby on my team for the lolz. Uh, and the goalz.
I mean.... lol!
Berba + Rooney = too much gross to handle TBH. I could never be a ManUtd fan for that reason alone. :P
O HAI LITTLE PEA.
Ivica Olić
CLUB: Bayern München
NT: Croatia
Little Ivica is SO cute.
He gets so excited! ♥
AND WE CONCLUDE WITH THE OBLIGATORY LEDERHOSEN.
FC Callisto thanks you for your time. :D
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